Aug 5, 2006
千萬不要，一邊開車一邊發功。
今年七月初（好像是七月三號），
台灣三讀通過一條立法確不需執行的法令－就是開車要戴安全帽。
我覺得這條不太需要（我想大家都這麼覺得吧!）。
更需要的應該是，開車不準練功！而且，還要再加一條開車不許煮泡麵。
8月5日早上，我正心情正常的看著洋基和金鶯的比賽時，
當johnson投出一個快速slider的那一刻。
我輕輕的瞄了一眼今天早上的報紙。
看到了飛官墜機存活的新聞，不錯不錯。
再輕輕的瞄了第二眼，
看到了…
<「氣功害我撞車」 女子車爛人無傷>
女子說是氣功害她撞車的。
但是練氣功不是屬於個人的自發性動作嗎？
她為什麼要一邊開車，一邊練功，後來撞車卻怪在氣功頭上。
氣功真衰！
以下是這位女子自己向記者說的話：
女子說:「因為她在車裡練氣功，練到走火入魔，才害他摔車。」
女子再說：「發生這個事情，是因為因為練氣功，結果你練氣功，這個心就會受到控制，受控制的情況下，你就會這樣子。」
但記者下的結論，更令人昏倒，「陳小姐不熟路況，加上她正好在車裡發功，一不留神就發生車禍。」
總之，這則新聞的重點，我想只是要叫我們不要一邊開車一邊發功吧！
記得以前有一個公車司機（彰客的司機）
還會一邊開車一邊泡泡麵。
還好還好，
他沒事，不然後面的乘客可能會因為緊急煞車被泡麵波及，
而且我們除了開車戴安全帽這條法令會三讀通過，
更可能的是開車不準煮泡麵加蛋這條也會通過哦！
Aug 3, 2006
A boy from Taiwan-"Wang dominates Toronto"
Yankees collect 14 hits, remain on top in AL East.
The Yankees beat Toronto, 7-2, on Wednesday behind their sluggers and starter Chien-Ming Wang.
The 2-5 hitters were a combined 11-for-22 with six RBIs, and every starter reached base at least once.
The Yankees have won seven of their last eight games and will go for a sweep of the Blue Jays on Thursday. They are a still in first place in the American League East.
Wang was again dazzling, despite getting into early trouble. Wang improved to 13-4 after tossing eight scoreless innings while allowing just four hits. After a tough second inning in which he uncharacteristically walked three batters, Wang retired 17 of the next 20 batters he faced.
After going 0-for-3 in his Yankees debut, Abreu had a single and double in his first two at-bats in his second game. Wilson went 2-for-4.
Derek Jeter started the Yankees' offense with his eighth homer of the season, a shot into the first row in right-center field in the third.
Alex Rodriguez led off the sixth with a double in which it looked like he was going to be tagged out at second only to pull his left hand back and reach around with his right. Jorge Posada followed with a deep homer to left field to give the Yankees a 3-0 lead.
The Yankees batted around in the inning, further rouging up Jays starter Ted Lilly, then relievers Dustin McGowan and Scott Downs. Rodriguez capped off the six-run inning with a two-run single past the diving John McDonald, while Johnny Damon added a bases loaded single.
This article is from Yankees News
Aug 1, 2006
Jujihun
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